Halo child's INSANE SULKING RAMPAGE!

WARNING: Turn the volume down on your computer before watching this, else everyone in the office will think you're watching sick East-European torture pornography. And you're already on your last warning for that sort of thing.

This kid goes MAD. Absolutely and physically. We thought children only rolled about on the floor kicking their arms and legs about in cartoons? Does losing at Halo really hurt so bad? This certainly explains some of the odd squawks that come through the headset.

OK, we take it all back. Video games clearly are responsible for turning people into lunatics, freaks, weirdos and incredibly odd human beings. There's no way this child can possibly turn out normal if this is what a game of Halo does to him.

Which petition do we have to sign to get gaming banned for the safety of humanity?